I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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