I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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