Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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