I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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