Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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