HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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