no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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