i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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