This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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