I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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