Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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