We won't sleep together?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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