my soul wont recognize me after tonight
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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