Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
