they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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