Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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