Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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