The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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