I hope mine doesn't look like that
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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