What a fucking waste of an outfit
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
