walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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