Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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