no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
