Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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