I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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