She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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