better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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