i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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