No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Your cock deserves a montage
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
