these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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