...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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