His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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