so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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