so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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