let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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