she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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