R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
now i know why i became what i already was.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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