I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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