If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
