just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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