i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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