I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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