I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
