Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
