I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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