Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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