Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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