she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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