Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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