I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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